This guy I know - Eric - went on vacation and weaseled me in watching his prize pigeon, Dippy. Naturally the bird disappeared and now if I don't find it I'm one hundred percent f--ked. PLEASE HELP!
This might be him:
Took this shot over the weekend when I thought I saw him flying with a wild flock. If you see a pigeon with the same markings, please contact me at once!
POSSIBLE LOCATION
Dippy went missing about three days ago. If the above graphic that I found is accurate, then the good news is that there's a chance he's still in the continental United States.
Crap
This a photo of a hawk eating a pigeon. A friend of mine sent it to me and said that the pigeon was Dippy. He didn't know what Dippy looked like though so I think he's messing.
A copy of the flyer I've been posting in the area.
Eric left me some special handling gloves but I forgot to wear them one time and Dippy cut my hand open real bad. CALL ME BEFORE YOU TRY TO MAKE ANY MOVES!